Just wanted to share this twitspiration...
Rule #10 of rap battles: No props! This ain't Carrot Top. (Ahem, @davidblevy bustin' out the phone with the line "Tell 'em all on Twitter")
Rule #9 of rap battles: If you're not ready with a rhyme, say "Yo, yo, yo, check it out" over and over 'til you got one!
Rule #8 of rap battles: Act like you've been there before! (Also applies to playoff games.)
Rule #7 of rap battles: Don't repeat a rhyme you used earlier. (Guilty as charged from @snuggiepubcrawl)
Rule #6 of rap battles: If you mess up, keep flowin'! (If the crowd is as wasted as you, they won't know the difference!)
Rule #5 of rap battles (wife's in the bathroom): Don't wear a slanket! (Ya heard, @davidblevy!?!)
Rule #4 of rap battles (per Lisa Goldman): Keep your rap battle rules separate from date night. (Busted)
Rule #3 of rap battles: It's not always what you say, it's how you say it (ie, play to the crowd)
Rule #2 of rap battles: make fun of yourself first to take the ammo away from your opponent.
Top 10 rules for rap battles. #1: always have a fall-back, go-to line. Mine is hit 'em with the baseball bat, I'm not the dog, I'm the cat.
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Snuggie vs. Slanket
Who'd have ever thought that a blanket with sleeves,
Could start such a battle -- sure is hard to believe!
First came the Slanket, but it was expensive and buggy,
Leaving room for a new entrant, the low-priced Snuggie.
But wait, there's more, cuz if you order your Snuggie now,
They'll throw in a booklight, sure beats the Shamwow!
So who will emerge as the long term playa?
Slanket or Snuggie -- who's got the most flair?
Only time will tell but we'll soon get a preview,
On April 18th, with the battle of 2 live Jews.
At the end of the Snuggie Pub Crawl in the heart of Chi-town,
It's the Slanket vs. Snuggie rap battle and only 1 crown!
Could start such a battle -- sure is hard to believe!
First came the Slanket, but it was expensive and buggy,
Leaving room for a new entrant, the low-priced Snuggie.
But wait, there's more, cuz if you order your Snuggie now,
They'll throw in a booklight, sure beats the Shamwow!
So who will emerge as the long term playa?
Slanket or Snuggie -- who's got the most flair?
Only time will tell but we'll soon get a preview,
On April 18th, with the battle of 2 live Jews.
At the end of the Snuggie Pub Crawl in the heart of Chi-town,
It's the Slanket vs. Snuggie rap battle and only 1 crown!
Update: Snuggie Won! Ya heard. Das my werd. Video forthcoming.
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