Could start such a battle -- sure is hard to believe!
First came the Slanket, but it was expensive and buggy,
Leaving room for a new entrant, the low-priced Snuggie.
But wait, there's more, cuz if you order your Snuggie now,
They'll throw in a booklight, sure beats the Shamwow!
So who will emerge as the long term playa?
Slanket or Snuggie -- who's got the most flair?
Only time will tell but we'll soon get a preview,
On April 18th, with the battle of 2 live Jews.
At the end of the Snuggie Pub Crawl in the heart of Chi-town,
It's the Slanket vs. Snuggie rap battle and only 1 crown!
Update: Snuggie Won! Ya heard. Das my werd. Video forthcoming.
